I forgot to tell you. Somewhere in the last few months of insanity and eye strain, I managed to find myself a new job! Tomorrow is my last day here. I will educate as many people in the fine art of presentation creation in a 1.5 hour training tomorrow. Can it be taught in that short of time? Hell no. But I’ll leave them all of the tools they will need to continue fighting the good fight.
After that? I’ll be going to a place where I am the first in-house designer. I will have the opportunity to create my presentation empire starting from a blank slate. There will still be many battles fought, but I think this is a war that will be more easily won.
P.S. I finally have Office 365 installed on my computer.