Dear Diary,

Please someone leave me a trail of yummy foods or drinks that will lead me out from under my desk. I just found out that the support I usually get from our production studio has been blocked. Because of that DOL rule. Thanks DOL.

It’s literally impossible for me to get all of these presentations done on time. My project managers are each trying to convince the others to move their deadlines. Hence, I will now be living under my desk.

Also, I broke a shoe. I am but one lonely presentation designer with a bare foot. Under a desk.

Oh man, there goes my contact lens…